dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
no you cant smoke seaweed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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