I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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