so that wasnt chicken after all
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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