Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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