I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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