"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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