But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
