party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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