nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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