So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I can't turn off my feet"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
