Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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