Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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