And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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