some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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