yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
