i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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