last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Come share oat with me in your robe
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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