FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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