now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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