So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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