Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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