It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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