your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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