I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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