my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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