now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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