i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
