Having a random hookup so left but love u
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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