how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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