Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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