Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize