there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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