Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think people are normalizing furries
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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