don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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