He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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