I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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