return my video game
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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