fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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