And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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