Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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