How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Pants are for mortals
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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