"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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