I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He has the fingertips of a God
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