My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Sext me about skeletons
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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