I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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