She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How many fucks given?
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