office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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