I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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