Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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