Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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