I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
being pregnant is like rehab
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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