the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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