I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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