Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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