If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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